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 1. What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?  
2. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat?   
 3. What do you get if you put a grape and your grandmother together?   
 4. What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?  
5. What happened when the farmer crossed a pig with an owl?   
 6. What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?  
7. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?  
8. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?  
9. What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?  
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?   
11. What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?  
12. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?  
13. What has four legs and a trunk?  
14. What does a squid wear when it gets cold?  
15. Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?  
16. Why do ducks fly south?  
17. Why did the rooster cross the road?   
18. What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?  
19. What day do chickens hate the most?   
20. Why do gorilla's have big nostrils?  
21. Why didn't the rooster cross the road?  
22. What's black and white and red all over?  
23. What is a shark's favorite sandwich?  
24. What do you call a mad elephant?  
25. How do you make a fish sink?  
26. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?  
27. Why did the chicken lay it's egg in the middle of the road?  
28. What's worse than a worm in your apple?  
29. Where are sharks from?  
30. Where do crayfish keep their money?  
31. What is King Arthur's favorite fish?  
32. Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?  
33. Where do you put barking dogs?  
34. Where do the cows go on Saturday night?  
35. What did one egg say to the other egg?  
36. What did the grape say when the elephant steped on it?  
37. What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"  
38. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  
39. How do you get a dog to stop diiging in the garden?  
40. Why did the chicken cross the road?  
41. What's an alligator's favorite drink?  
42. What's a frog's favorite drink?  
43. What has ears like a cat and has a tail like a cat but is not a cat?  
44. What do you call a mad gorilla?  
45. Why did the deer cross the road?  
46. What is black and white and red all over?  
47. What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?  
48. What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?  
49. Why did the turtle cross the road? 
50. What kind of cat should you never play games with?  
 

 

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