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| 1.
What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks? |
| 2.
What
do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat? |
| 3.
What do you get if you put a grape and your grandmother together? |
| 4.
What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot? |
| 5.
What happened when the farmer crossed a pig with an owl? |
| 6.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? |
| 7.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua? |
| 8.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? |
| 9.
What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors? |
| 10.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
| 11.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower? |
| 12.
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? |
| 13.
What has four legs and a trunk? |
| 14.
What does a squid wear when it gets cold? |
| 15.
Why did the chicken cross the clothing store? |
| 16.
Why do ducks fly south? |
| 17.
Why did the rooster cross the road? |
| 18.
What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza? |
| 19.
What day do chickens hate the most? |
| 20.
Why do gorilla's have big nostrils? |
| 21.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road? |
| 22.
What's black and white and red all over? |
| 23.
What is a shark's favorite sandwich? |
| 24.
What do you call a mad elephant? |
| 25.
How
do you make a fish sink? |
| 26.
Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? |
| 27.
Why did the chicken lay it's egg in the middle of the road? |
| 28.
What's worse than a worm in your apple? |
| 29.
Where are sharks from? |
| 30.
Where do crayfish keep their money? |
| 31.
What
is King Arthur's favorite fish? |
| 32.
Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket? |
| 33.
Where do you put barking dogs? |
| 34.
Where do the cows go on Saturday night? |
| 35.
What did one egg say to the other egg? |
| 36.
What did the grape say when the elephant steped on it? |
| 37.
What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having
fun?" |
| 38.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
| 39.
How do you get a dog to stop diiging in the garden? |
| 40.
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
| 41.
What's an alligator's favorite drink? |
| 42.
What's a frog's favorite drink? |
| 43.
What has ears like a cat and has a tail like a cat but is not a cat? |
| 44.
What do you call a mad gorilla? |
| 45.
Why did the deer cross the road? |
| 46.
What is black and white and red all over? |
| 47.
What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat? |
| 48.
What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed? |
| 49. Why did the turtle cross the road? |
| 50.
What kind of cat should you never play games with? |
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