"What Would You Do If...?"
First of all, this is just for fun. This will never happen, hasn't happened, or won't happen. If it makes you smile, it has served its purpose. It's not made to judge anyone or anything. Just for fun! ;-) So get your pen and paper and begin!
Imagine that you get a phonecall. A guy calls from a magazine and tells you that you've won a meeting with George Michael. So you get all excited, get on a plane to London and from the door of the plane you see him leaning against a wall waiting for you. What would you think? Or DO?
1)Would you:
a)Freak out, walk backwards and whisper: "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!" ?
b)Run past everyone and towards him, because you want it to look like you are long lost lovers?
c)You get really nervous, but walk out and towards him. You say "hi" and introduce yourself?
d)You scream: "That's George Michael!!!" and faint?
e)You look at the jerk who sat beside you and say, "You know who HE's waiting for? ME!" and put on a huge grin?
2)After whatever it is you do, you end up in his car. You sit shotgun, but what do you say? Do you:
a)Put on a huge grin and say, "So, nice weather today, innit?" ?
b)Put your hand on his thigh and say, "You know, baby, I've been dreaming about this for years and finally…"?
c)Look at him and smile while you're saying, "You have no idea what this means to me. Your music has been a great inspiration for many years" ?
d)Sit terrified and stare right in front of you and concentrate on breathing properly not to faint again?
e)Look straight ahead, lay back and mumble, "Watch your drivin', no U-TURNS, we don't want an accident here..."?
3)You arrive at his house and you're amazed! The house is HUGE! He asks what you think. What do you say and do? Do you:
a)Stare with your eyes wide open and say "Gosh, and you live here all by yourself?"?
b)Place a hand on his butt and say "Dam, baby! This will be a party after all!"?
c)Look at the house and say "Wow, I'm impressed. This is really amazing." ?
d)Bite your fingernails and nod while whispering "Aha, I like it…"?
e)Look at the house and back at him, then you smile and say, "Well, well, well, so this is the house of love, huh?!" ?
4)You're showed to your room and he walks in on your when you're changing your bra. He sees everything. What do you do? Do you:
a)Blush royally and turn around?
b)Run towards him and into his arms while you're saying "That's it, baby, you've seen me, now it's my turn to see you!" ?
c)Cover yourself up and say "excuse me" ?
d)Start hyperventilating and faint?
e)You cover up, shake your head and say, "But George... I told you I'd be down when I was ready. Rude boy..." and close the door in his face?
5)You're ready for a night out and you go to a restaurant. You see the prizes which is £25 for a tiny bottle of Bitch Beer (WKD, Teezer etc), and £100 for the cheapest meal. He says you can pick whatever you want.What do you do and say? Do you:
a)Stare at the menu, stare at him and say "You're kidding?" ?
b)Lean back and decide to eat the same as he does, cause his excellent taste can't be wrong?
c)Look at the menu, at him, back at the menu and back at him. Then you say "Gee, I'm not really used to this… I'll make it bearable for you, I promise." ?
d)Stare at him with your eyes wide open before you start hyperventilating again and throw the glass of water in your face to prevent another fainting?
e)Look at the menu and glance at him as you're saying, "Do you think they have any hamburgers around here?" ?
6)You decide to get your asses to a dance. You arrive and he asks you if he can have this first dance. What do you say and do? Do you:
a)Run into the bathroom and shout from the door that you'll be right back once you've freshened up and once you've closed the door you start whispering "Oh man, oh man, oh GOD, he wants to dance!" ?
b)Scream "Yeah, baby!", jump up around his waist and put yout tongue in his mouth?
c)Smile and say "Yes, please."?
d)Faint?
e)Grab his hand, walk over to the DJ and say, "We're gonna dance, here, ok, so put on something funky!" ?
7)You dance all evening and after a nice couple of hours you decide to get home. When you get to his place you say goodnight. How do you do that? Do you:
a)Wave and run upstairs to your room?
b)Kiss him demanding and start walking up the stairs while calling him with your finger?
c)Give him a hug and a kiss on his cheek?
d)Giggle foolishly and crawl up the stairs to your room - still giggling?
e)Give him a smack on his shoulder and say, "Wonderful evening, George. We gotta do it again some time" before you go to your room?
8)You sleep very good and you wake up around 8 the morning after. You're tired as hell, but you have to go to the bathroom. You open the door and you realise that he just came out of the shower wearing nothing. What do you say and do? Do you:
a)Back out faster than he can say "Wham" ?
b)Measure him up and down before you take your clothes off and push him back into the shower?
c)Look at him while saying "I'm sorry" and walk outside but peak back and say "We're even!" ?
d)Faint?
e)Look down and say, "Gee! I thought you'd be bigger!" ?
9)George announces that Kenny will drop in and say hello. What do you do?
a)Blush and ask; "Do I have to say something special?" ?
b)Look at him and say, "Kenny, who?" ?
c)Nod and say, "Sure, it'll be great!" ?
d)Think, "Oh, God, no!" and faint?
e)Grin and say, "OK, George, but don't get frisky when I'm around, ok?" ?
10)You take a walk in a park and half way through you meet a bunch of fans. What do you do?
a)Blush?
b)Grab his arm and put on a huge smile as you pass them?
c)Look at him and say, "I'll wait here if you wanna go..."?
d)Run back to his house?
e)Take his arm and head towards the crowd. When they ask who you are you look up at him and laugh as you're saying, "Oh, he's just my date for the day. You can borrow him for a minute, though!" and walk away and watch them from a distance?
It's time for you to get home and he's driving you to the airport. You ask if he wants to see you again and his answer depends on your results.
If you have most A answers he'll probably answer:
- (Puts a hand on your shoulder) It could be nice… but you need to relax more.
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If you have most B answers he'll probably answer:
- (in a sarcastic tone) Tempting… but no.
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If you have most C answers he'll probably answer:
(Gives you a short kiss on your cheek) Sure, I'd love to.
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If you have most D answers he'll probably answer:
- (Grins) Do you think you could handle it?
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If you have most E answers he'll probably answer:
- (Smiles) Your honesty makes me laugh. Drop by next time you're in town.