(on MOM's sincerity)
<LaurieF> NONONONO  I never make typos

(nomen est omen: quality of old servers)
<LaurieF> Hey -- where's Adam -- I'm in through Splitrock, Texas!
<Jereeza> LaurieF using splitrock.tx.us.dal.net Splitrock Internet 
Services www.splitrock.net

(on TEUNCy perversions: I)
<Jereeza> Tamf: ' Jez nema gole slike' means 'Jez has no nude pics'
<Grimbear> Did someone say nude pics?
* Grimbear starts to drool.
<LaurieF> Mia -- how  did we evolve so that you felt compelled to 
point that out?
* karlingal didn't think that TEUNc was that sort of goup.
* Tamf thanks Jez for the lesson.
<Jereeza> Laurie - I taught Tamf how to say "I have nude pics" in 
Croatian
<karlingal> Erm, Jez, why?
* Grimbear wants to know about these nude pics. :)
<LaurieF> Mia -- that ought to come in handy in MANY situations
<Grimbear> I have no nude pics, and for that you should all thank
God. 

(I love Öje's one-liners)
* D6jevind to the softrat Is that a tie I see on your breast, or are 
you just thirsty?
* D6jevind to Laurie "Du mycket mäktiga och farliga balrog" means
"You 
very powerful and dangerous Balrog." Can you ask for better?

(on TEUNCy perversions: II)
<Tribimat> I'm much less violent in RL, though even more voluble and 
manic. 
<Jereeza> voluble: voluptuous and voluminous
* D6jevind to Laurie Do you think I am voluminous and voluptuous?
* D6jevind to Mia She made you call me voluminous and voluptuous.
<MiaK> Aren't you?
* D6jevind to Mia Voluptuous - definitely.

(pre-Moot tension)
<Tribimat> What we really want are TEUNC t-shirts. *Why* we should 
want them I dunno, but we do want them...
<karlingal> Well, so we know who each other is. It wouldn't be 
particularly helpful to have people wandering around Oxford not 
knowing who everyone else is.


(more anthologic one-liners)
<LaurieF> Jesus - just what the world was waiting for -- another 
softrat

<karlingal> Lots of dead things in cases, that's what I call a museum.

<theso> Hey, maybe the CIA is tapping in on this! Say something 
subversive!!!

<Layrue2> quantum mechanics? They repair quantums, right?

<Laurie> Hey -- under "Status" it says I'm a "Normal User" -- so 
there!

<Tribimat> Every time a Balrog needs to be killed, there's a 
convenient cliff to bounce it off. Except in the 1916 Fall of 
Gondolin, where Gothmog gets put out by the fountain. 

<LaurieF> Historically, Taunton has always been a part of whatever

<LaurieF> softrat - when I said I was reading "Lest Darkness Fall", 
did you prostrate yourself at my feet? -- I can't remember

<Tribimat> I must show you my 'Teach yourself Spanish' book. It has 
the most disreputable looking parrot I've ever seen. 

(on TEUNCy perversions: III, the Religious Argument)
<D6jevind> Every God is a SPERM.
*** theso changes topic to 'sperm, spam, sperm, spam, sperm, spam... '
<LaurieF> Öje -- I don't want to talk about this with you,
unbeliever

(a VERY silly caht excerpt)
*** Watcher21 is now known as Tim_the_Enchanter
*** D6jevind is now known as Tom
*** Jereeza is now known as TimmyBoy
* Laurie to Öjevind -- listen to Tamf
* Tamf imagines Morwen stumbling over her fingers, and sniggers
*** Morwen is now known as Eowyn
<Tamf> yeah! listen to Tamf!
*** Tom is now known as Tiny_Tim
*** Tiny_Tim is now known as Tomf
*** Laurie is now known as Timothy
*** Tamf is now known as softrat
*** TimmyBoy is now known as Tamfy
* Tim_the_Enchanter thinks he set something off here...and it's not 
good
* Tomf howls at the moon.
* Tamfy joins him
*** Eowyn is now known as Timf
* Timf howls at the moon as well
* Timothy never howls
* softrat howls at the cheese
* Tamfy howloooo!
<Tomf> Oh, dear sisters! What a lovely concert!
<Timf> Aw, come on! howl!!!
<Tamfy> tres concret!
* Timothy admires the harmony
*** Tribimat has joined #teunc
<Tomf> HOOOWLLL!
<Timf> Ow!, ooooowwwww
<Tamfy> howowowwwww!
* Timothy thinks Trib's in trouble
* Tomf to Matt Hello, Matt!
<softrat> high Matt!
<Tamfy> hello Matt
<Timf> ow ow ow ooooowwwww
* Tim_the_Enchanter greets Matt
<Tribimat> Hm, a lot of Ts here...
<Timf> Hi matt
<Tamfy> Us?
<Tamfy> Naah!
* Timothy greets Matt
* Tim_the_Enchanter thinks Matt is in great peril
<softrat> here are all well-known faces, you know
<Tamfy> Join us.... join us....
<Tomf> We are like one!
<Tribimat> Sorry I'm late -- dinner was calling me. 
<Timf> Nobody here but us chickens....
*** Tomf is now known as Dinner
<Tamfy> cockoo!
<Dinner> Matt! Come here!
<Tim_the_Enchanter> mmmm.dinner
*** Tamfy is now known as Lunch
*** softrat is now known as cuckoo
*** Timf is now known as Cyril
<Timothy> So dinner got your correct phone number?
<Tim_the_Enchanter> mmmm...lunch
<Cyril> Cock-a-loodle-fod
<Lunch> Cyril the Cock?
<cuckoo> LOL
<Lunch> LOL!
*** Dinner is now known as Phone
*** Timothy is now known as A_Light_Repast
*** Cyril is now known as snack
*** snack is now known as Sausage-in-a-bun
*** Phone is now known as Little_Chef

(Auggie sums up the essence of TEUNC cahts)
* Black_Beast_of_Aaaaaaaaagh has a question
* Black_Beast_of_Aaaaaaaaagh asks what is this caht about anyways?

(Öje, after a morphfest)
<D6jevind> Which one of us is Mia?

(on Chapter Sixteen: note the date)
Thu Oct 28
* Olle2000 to Matt You dn't have the time to write Chapter 16, do you?
<Tribimat> Ch16? Maybe o'er the weekend. 

(on barbarians)
<Tamf> what are barbarians' views on family trees then, Matt?
<theso> Barbarians make fire from family tree!
<theso> Barbarians make water on family tree!
<theso> Barbarians make dirt out of family tree!!!
<theso> And wipe themselves with the leaves!
<Jereeza> barbarians drop droppings from the branches of the family 
tree!
<theso> That's the way the droppings drop!
<Jereeza> drop, mothasleepawiths!
<theso> Do droppings drip when they drop?
<Jereeza> yep
<Jereeza> when drop from plain also
<Jereeza> plane
<Jereeza> that is
<Tamf> yo
<Jereeza> Well, ok, I didn't go that far
<theso> The drippings drop! My God, I need a mop!
<Tamf> theso, i didn't know barbarians wiped...

(on Croatian)
* Jereeza loves Modern Greek... it flows!
<Jereeza> you enjoy speaking it, unlike Croatian
<theso> Well, yeah, Miaow! German has _vowels_!
* Jereeza sticks vowels up theso's furry butt: will you stop that?
* Jereeza gets hysterical
<theso> Jereeze : hysterical :: truth : truth!
<theso> Zgrb is a cty in Hrvtska
<theso> Oh, sorry! I'll leave the vowel out the next time!

(on Greek)
<LaurieF> Start now, Jez.
<Jereeza> Gamsou (and gam- variations): f*ck you
<Tamf> those are important to know.
<LaurieF> Oh, lord!
<Jereeza> Eisai malaka (pronounce eeseh malaka): you're an arsehole
<Tribimat> Such language! I always settle for 'BLAST!'
<theso> Yes, you never know when a 'gam-' is going to arise in the 
conversation.
<Jereeza> Skata! = shit (duh)
<Tamf> "gåmsøù!" "why, thank you!"
<theso> I was taught that 'malaka' meant 'masturbator'!
<Jereeza> No, a Greek told me it meant asshole
<Jereeza> sucker as well
<Jereeza> so...
<Jereeza> could be :)
<theso> Then there is something like 'kolofardhe' ....
<Jereeza> eisai megalo kataktetis: you're a great seducer /f*cker
<Jereeza> Kolos = ass
<theso> (Tamf, may I, please, have the log of this one?)

(on Sil Latin)
<Jereeza> it doth irrumo
<Jereeza> Irrumo: suck
<Jereeza> Latin
<theso> Ooooo! A new Vala!
<theso> Irrumo, the Sucker!
*** Tamf changes topic to 'Irrumo, Vala of Suckiness '
<theso> Irrumo is the Lord of Gravity!

(Softrat on family values)
<Tribimat> Look, my dad thinks I'm weird enough as it is! Since I 
can't drive, I'm dependent on him. I'm not going to alienate him for 
the sake of a few toys!
<theso> Alienate your father! It's the American way!!!

(on DEJA)
<D6jevind> DEja is VERY slow at times.
* LaurieF thinks Tamf isn't saying the right incantations.
* Tamf to Laurie: or maybe the goat wasn't 3-headed enough
<theso> The goat wasn't a VIRGIN!
<Jereeza> The goat isn't SUPPOSED to be a virgin!!!

(on opera)
<theso> "La balrog è mobile..."
<karlingal> Why if a balrog was mobile, then.......
<Morwen> Il balrog, that would be
* D6jevind to Karl What if a Balrog were *nubile*?
<theso> "La balrogette è mobile..."
<Morwen> la balrogina?
<D6jevind> Prima balrogina!


More where that came from!

:)
Mia