(more one-liners)

<Tribimat> I've been pronouncing the x in fish for years!

<LaurieF> Jag saknar honom hela tiden

<Tribimat> ....the hell?? (my comment: sums up TEUNC perfectly)

<LaurieF> Matt --- can I have your Transformer collection - after 
you're hauled off to prison for life?


(ideas for a new restaurant)
*** Tamf changes topic to 'Everybody send Öje banned food
suggestions!'
<D6jevind> Pasta Mordorese con multissimo carne d'Orco!
<theso> Balrogese Marinara con funghi
<Jereeza> Coq au miruvor
<Jereeza> Formaggio Barrowese, extra funghi

(on religion I)
*** Jereeza is now known as Mia_Reeves
<Mia_Reeves> Ha! Ha! Ha!
<Tamf> Jez! you cruel girl!
*** Tamf is now known as Tamf_Reeves_As_Well
<Mia_Reeves> Tamf, we can play Mormons

(on health)
<Tribimat> I think some people have a physical version of Tourette's 
syndrome. They just can't stop making noise -- tapping, coughing 
theatrically, bashing the keyboard...
<Tribimat> There goes another pointless cough. 
<LaurieF> Matt -- you're going to have a stroke before you're 25

(on technology)
<LaurieF> I have the............ hold on to your hats........ LP!!
<Morwen> one of them big black CD's that don't fit into your player?

(on Matt's SIKRIT fascinations)
*** Sjees is now known as Sarah
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> Is Sjees considering a sex change??? 
<Tribimat> Goferit!
<Tribimat> ...I don't know why I wrote that...

(on language)
<Tamf> my sleeping schedule is severely fucked up.
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> ?!?!  My god!!!!  Did Tamf just say the f 
word?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
* Tamf to Spanky: well, i did use it in a post there as well. so i 
figgered i could just go on
* Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog to Tamf: Please do. It's a wonderful word
that is under-used.
<LaurieF> Oh, VERY underused.
<Tamf> Sapnyk, show me how
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> Show you how to what?
<Tamf> Spanky, how to use 'the f-word' with style...
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> Well you can't be fucking taught. It just
sort of comes to you out of the wide fucking blue.
* Tamf to Spanky: fucking wright what you said there. it's like, 
fucking comin' to ya. *w~nk*
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> FUCKING A!!!  There's another fucking
simpsons on!!!! 
<Jereeza> Well fuck it!
*** Tamf changes topic to 'what a fucking caht '
<Morwen> somehwere on the internet there is a list of all the
meanings and uses of the word 'fuck'
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> Fuck it.  If you have to fucking ask you'll 
never fucking know. :)
* Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog starts running around like a chicken with his 
head cut off and screaming random profanities at the top of his lungs.
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> South Park is cool, but not as good. 
Simpsons has a better social commentary.
<Jereeza> Fuck the social commentary! I want bizarre!
<Spanky_The_Wonder_Dog> Bizarre is good and all, but ti doesn't make
a show great.  The fact that the show actually has a fgucking purpose 
makes it great.
<Jereeza> fgucking?
* Jereeza hates fgucking purposes

(on literature)
<Tribimat> Titus 'Of course I can write a sentence that spans 2
pages' Liuius of Patavium. 
<LaurieF> Ah, the Jane Austen of the Latin-speaking world.

(on religion II)
<D6jevind> First Jesus turns up in this caht - then God.
<theso> We've been SAVED! Hallelulah!
<Tribimat> But I do wish he hadn't tried to get Suzie involved...he's 
bound to start making trouble...
* D6jevind to Matt God got Suzie involved?
<Jereeza> People, this God talk lost me
<theso> That's OK, Jereeza, you've been SAVED!


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