(heralding MOM the Hentai Queen)
<oseht> BTW, Laurie, I have a joke for you. The keyword is 'panties'.

(Onq... need I say more?)
*** Nubile_Nipples is now known as Nipplets-need_lurve_too

(same: part two)
*** Ring-of-FIre is now known as Foreskin-nose
*** Arky has joined #teunc
<Foreskin-nose> No sooner have I morphed than BIg WIlly Arky appears!

(on afreehome)
<oseht> Ooooooo! Now I'm 'Nathalie Case'!!!
<Bruce_Sato> we're all nat case, theso

(TEUNC outweirds theso)
<Tamf> *chuggle*
<Po_> La La!
<Tamf> uh oh!
<Po_> Oeeee!
<Tamf> ehee! ehee!
* LaLa1 RING!!!
<Po_> Ta ta ta!
* LaLa1 RING!!
<Tamf> ting! ting!
<Tamf> ni! ni!
<Suss_Dragon> AARGH
<LaLa1> Oh-oh!! LaLA RING!!
<Po_> RING!
<Po_> Oooh!
* LaLa1 puts on Ring
<Po_> La La!
<Laurie> Hello?
<Tamf> ni! ni!
<Po_> Aaaa!
<Po_> Ni!
<oseht> (This is too weird for me.....)

(good idea: we certainly have plenty of raw material)
<Tribimat> I once wanted to found a net religion to rake in easy 
money...

(on Matt and footwear)
<Tribimat> (Actually I am limping ATM -- feet argued with shoes and 
came off worse)
<Tribimat> No -- new pair of shoes chewed up both ankles a couple of 
weeks ago
* Tribimat has a rolling sailor's gait, which is bizarre as he's
never 
been to sea...
<Tribimat> I disciplined the shoes with my desk. 
<oseht> And the shoe won, I take it.
<Tribimat> No!
<Tribimat> Hasn't been seen since. 

(theso, theso...)
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> I'm more interested in phone numbers
<Jereeza> 0038551624746
<Tamf> (47)51625892
<oseht> Jezz! Slower! I gotta write all this down!
<oseht> Jezz! Slower! I gotta write all this down!

(on TEUNC and sexuality)
<oseht> Arkey is NOT gay! (He is fey!)
<Jereeza> Arky, I like gay men.
<Jereeza> So it would only be a plus here
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> no one ever told Arky's gay, except himself
<Tamf> LOL jez, *some* dilemma for Arky!
<oseht> Did he lie to himself?
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> prolly, theso...
<Arky> One of my good friends is gay. He seems to be able to have far 
better relationships with girls than I. *sigh* Perhaps I should 
pretend to be gay, get to know the girl, then...
<Tamf> that would be *cheating*, Arky
<oseht> He is not a SEXUAL threat!
<Arky> I like cheeting.
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> not to mention uttelr unsuccesful
* Jereeza wants to marry a handsome homosexual man who will have no 
sexual relations with her but will be the best soulmate she could
ever 
wish for
<Tamf> (gay men are always the prettiest, most charming, 
understanding... etc)
<Arky> Softrat! Will you stop questioning my sexual abilities :-)
<Arky> <JOKE> Jereeza, did i ever tell you I am homosexual? </JOKE>
<Jereeza> That would be nice, Arky!
<Tribimat> Arky, I've seen some of your psots.....
<Jereeza> But I can only dream, right?
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'Arky is, alas, not gay '
<Arky> Well, since I ahve no sexual desire towards you, perhaps I 
could sleep in your bed during the Moot?
* Tamf CHORTLES very fiercely at Arky
<Arky> Oh, you can join in with the not-sex too Tamf.
<Arky> No need to be jealous.
* Tamf needs all the bedspace for herself, thank you *very* much
<oseht> How about Jez, Tamfphfiey?
<Jereeza> Only if you're gay.
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> that's why I'm amazed, Arky...
<Arky> I can be if you want Jereeza...
<Tamf> don't worry Arky, i'm sleeping in the bath nayway
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'Will Arky be gay for Jez? '
<oseht> One of the gayest guy I have ever known got amazingly
straight 
as he got drunker.
<Jereeza> She has a problem with dog hairs!
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> he of curse needs to prove his gayity first...
<Jereeza> Gaiete!
<oseht> He even lost his 'swich' and his voice pitch went down.
* Tribimat runs away
<Tamf> okay, who's volunteering to proove Arky's gauness?
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> then Jez will believe him
<Jereeza> Whoreally?
<Jereeza> Arky, you must prove your gaiete!
<Arky> And how would I do that Mooby? Have J and T patrol in fron t
of 
me naked and see what my reation is? I favour that method personally.
<Jereeza> I wanna C you make out with another guy!
<Arky> hfdm#'lyh\s
<Jereeza> THEN I'll agree to whatever!
<Tamf> that could be *very* fun!
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> no Arky, that'd be too easy...you know how
one proves ones gayity, after all you claim to be one...
<oseht> (He said that it really worked to get the girls! But he was 
drunk as a skunk at the time.)
<Arky> Hey Mooby, are you coming to the Moot ;-)
<Jereeza> LOLOLOL!!
<Jereeza> Sorry.
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> No arky, I am not...
<Tamf> well Arky, seems your idea isn't a new one...
<oseht> Pour quois non, Moob?
* Tamf is ROTFLOL
* Jereeza 's TEST is the only way
<oseht> You can just walk.
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> I have my reasons theso...
<Tamf> and Jez, even after your test he could still be bi...
<Arky> Perhaps Softy could help me prove my temporary homosexuality.
<Jereeza> Welllll..... bi Arky ... mebbe
<oseht> Oooooooo! What's his/her/its name, Moob?
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> I think Jez won't go for a temp condition
* Tribimat is staying away till this line of speech is over
* Tribimat is just adding a few drops to the flood ATM
<Tamf> nah you're not, mat, you're peeking...
<Arky> Why Tribimat, do you want to be my test partner?
* Tribimat is far away now
<Arky> I guess I should go now. I hear my father clunking around 
upstairs...
<Tamf> 'night Ark!
<Tamf> dream of nice men!
<Tribimat> In white coats...

(W**-H**!)
<Arky> I don't like submissive females. That's why I like TEUNC

(LOL!)
<Tribimat> Contrary to rumour, I am not a submissive female. 

(I dunno... many things?)
<Arky> Who has BBC parliamnt? 24 hour coverage of the Commons, Lords 
and Select Commitees! Woohooo! What more could a man want?

(on defense of MOrgoth)
<karlingal> Morgoth wasn't evil, he was just misunderstood, with an 
undirected childhood.
* D6jevind agreens with Karl. Morgoth simply felt lonely and afraid.
<karlingal> Had Morgoth been given the opportunity to express his 
opinions freely, then the world would be a better place.
<D6jevind> If Morgoth only would ave been allowed alittle freedom to 
express himself, he wuld have become a credit to society.
<karlingal> With proper rehabilitation, and properly structured 
supervision, he still might.
<D6jevind> All Morgoth wanted was those pretty lamps. Why couldn't 
they just have given them to him?
<Tribimat> Morgoth -- The Angband Years
<Tribimat> Morgoth and the Three Little Pigs
<D6jevind> And what's wrong with keeping a pet spider anyway?
<Danyb> greedy bastard Feanor
<Danyb> she never harmed anyone
<D6jevind> So Ungoliant ate a few people. So what? It's perfectly 
valid behaviour for a spider.

(Öje on his idol)
* D6jevind thinks Margaret Thatcher would make a beautiful sock 
puppet, especially with syrup in her hair.
<D6jevind> Margaret Thathcher - Ladyof thre Flies! They would all 
stick to her too.

(TEUNC stream-of-consciousness)
<D6jevind> Baal+Rog=Balrog=Ballrug=globularidol and flat guy called 
Roger = wingless evil god called Roger.
<D6jevind> A flat and wingless god caled Roger much worshipped in 
fundamentalist, flat-earth circles.
<karlingal> Roger the Balrog. Hmm, there's almost a childrens book in 
there somwhere.
<Danyb> thats funny, dzeriza has a monkey withnthe same name
<Noc> It's written on my monkey: "Roger."
<D6jevind> It was midnight in the traskiest part of the jungle when 
Tarzan met the ape they called Roger.
<D6jevind> Roger was just eating a banana split.
<mekistator> Is Roger a wigned monkey?

(on one of the ... subjects)
<Morwen> do (balrog)balrogs (balrog)have (balrog)wings (balrog)?
<Tamf> (balrog)stop (balrog)talking (balrog)about (balrog)balrogs!
<Dzeriza> (balrog)don't (balrog)balrog!
<Tribimat> Balrog balrog balrog balrog!
<Morwen>  (balrog)I (balrog)will (balrog)do (balrog)my (balrog)best 
(balrog)!
<Dzeriza> (balrog) lovely (balrog)balrog!
<mekistator> (balrog) I (balrog) don't (balrog) know (balrog) either!
* Balrog (balrog)will (balrog)now (balrog)*really*(balrog)
go;(balrog) 
sleep (balrog)is(balrog) calling (balrog)very (balrog)loudly...
*** Balrog has quit IRC (Quit: (balrog) )
<Golden_Delicious> Morwen, (balrog)dream (balrog)sweet

(on IRC)
<Jereeza> Now PLEASE don't tell me I'm in a lag or a netsplit!
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)
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ecstasy.il.us.dal.net )
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(on languages)
<Jereeza> Huvar ar ta sjala, theso!
<theso>  Förlåt mig, sköna mö!
<theso> Kan jeg så få en smørrebröd og en Tuborg!

(LOL Karl)
<karlingal> ASCII and ye shall RECEIVII?

(Karl heralding the BORK)
<karlingal> My knowledge of Scandinavian is limited to the chef on
the 
Muppets.

(on refreshing Usenet discussions)
<Tribimat> "Seven Sons of Feanor: Failure of Aman family planning." 
Discuss.
<Tribimat> Another one -- Denethor's high chair -- evidence of second 
childhood?

(umm...)
<Tribimat> Based on the Horn of Boromir being far too large and 
crushing his legs
* karlingal raises his eyebrow at Matt's last comment

(Auggie tells the truth)
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> this chat is R-rated sometimes even NC-17

(another anthologic 'un by Matt)
<Tribimat> "I warn you, I shall count to 40,000, and then I'll
shoot!" 
"40,000?" "Yes, I've got to go home for my gun."

(same)
<Tribimat> I dig not, it hurts my back
<Tribimat> Exercise is for lesser mortals!
<Tribimat> Ones with muscles. 

(same, III)
<Tribimat> Most Amusing Change of Facial Expression: My mum on 
watching the Python documentary and being told the meaning of the
song 
"Sit On My Face"

(Onq tells the truth)
<onq> Plenty of strange women here!

(TEUNC on games)
<Morwen> 'never play cards with quantum mechanics'
<Bill1> "... for they are subtle and anger is relative"?

(on infinite joys of computers)
<Tribimat> Noooo!!! It's all gone rong!
<Tribimat> 'Invalid file type'
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> don't say invalid file type, say 'differently 
able file'
* Jereeza got a great Java alert today
<Jereeza> It said, ALERT! Undefined is not defined.
* Mooby_the_Golden_Calf could tell you stories about NT and Ms-SQL 
server errors
<Mooby_the_Golden_Calf> 'task could not be completed because of the 
following reasons: task completed succesfully'


More to come,

Mia