(on Matt's approach to logical puzzles)
<Tamf> i've solved all except Sunshine
<Tamf> oh yes... hm, yes, that was tricky
<Tribimat> I downloaded it, but it ate all my drive space and I had
to delete it. 
<Tamf> it's quite nice for a puzzly time
<Jereeza> I could move the red block by FOUR spaces!
<Jereeza> I know, I know, but even that is something!
<Tamf> Jez, i think i would try to rotate everything clockwise to get 
the red block where it's supposed to go... not sure
<Jereeza> I tried that too
<Jereeza> And it should work... with LOTS of patience
<Tamf> i've tried sunshine a couple of times, but gave up after 1500 
moves or so. *s*
<Tribimat> What were you supposed to do in that game?
<Tamf> you're supposed to get a red block into a hole.
<Tamf> by moving about many other blocks.
<Tribimat> Oh. No wonder I wasn't getting anywhere. 
<Tribimat> (:/
<Tamf> what did you do? try to kill the block? };8)
<Tribimat> YEAH!
<Tamf> we could have a contest - who does the *most* moves to solve a 
puzzle! }:8)
<Tribimat> Die block! Die die!
<Jereeza> I would :)
<Tamf> it'll die from exhaustion!
<Jereeza> LOL indoeoed!
<Jereeza> A min, please...
<Tamf> well, i really did spend 1500 moves on Sunshine, and only got 
the red block into a corner...

(on TEUNC and violence)
<Tribimat> Hunter as far as I'm concerned is an excellent Amiga game. 
<Tribimat> Well, not *excellent*....bloody funny though. "I can 
transform into a helicopter!"
<Tribimat> "And parachute out of myself!"
<Tribimat> "The grenade is occupied" -- an actual quote from the
game. 
* Tamf thinks living in a grenade would be a little bit unstable
* Watcher21 2 Tamf not until you pull the holly pin...
<BJORK> Bjorke bjurke, bjark, bjurke, bjork
<Tamf> Jez, you and Trib should form a club... the 'i blow up sutff' 
club
* BJORK dies of a grenade explosion
<Tamf> me too! me too wanna join! i can make things go *bang*!
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'things that make ya go BOOM '
* Sjees knows the recipe for Nitro-glycerine
<Tribimat> And custard. 
* Watcher21 knows how to make napalm
<Watcher21> and other boom stuff
* Jereeza knows how to make a Molotov cocktail
* Sjees to watcher: That's easy
* SunsetDragon knows how to _drink_ a Molotv cocktail!
* Watcher21 2 Sjees well, I'm not that gifted in pyrotechnics
<Jereeza> Sunset, I suppose that's your fuel?
* Tamf knows how to push things over to make a big *bang*
* Sjees makes napalm by dissolving "piepschuim" (help, translation) 
into Benzine.
* Tamf knows how to spit out the molotov cocktail afterwards

(on languages)
<Tribimat> I wonder when greek 'b' started turning into 'v'. Cos I 
can't see that happening in both Greek and Russian separately...
<D6jevind> First the Greeks pulled off their clothes and ran nekkid
in 
the snow...
<D6jevind> And then the Russians gave them vodka and shouted: Urraaaa!

(on history)
*** Tamf changes topic to 'History lesson! yay! '
*** Paganini changes topic to 'History lesson! ACK! '
*** Tamf changes topic to 'History lesson! yay yay!! '
*** Paganini changes topic to 'History lesson! NONONO! '
* D6jevind throws pickled herrings at Pag.
*** Tamf changes topic to 'History lesson! oh yessssss! '
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'History lesson! YESYESYES '
*** Paganini changes topic to 'TRASK History lesson! '
* D6jevind hits Pag with a self-dead whale.
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'History lesson! YESYESYES '
<Paganini> THSI CAHT NEEDS A PAUSE BUTTON!
* Tamf throws ripe tomatoes at Sjees
* Sjees_The_Wonder_Newbie throws a rubber chicken on a biscuit at tamf
*** Paganini changes topic to 'FOODFIGHT! '
* Sjees_The_Wonder_Newbie throws cooked history a la king at Ojevind
<Paganini> HISTORY CREAME PIES (SQUARED ONES) FLY FROM 
EVERYWHERE...SOON THE CAHT IS BURRIED!
<Paganini> ACK! Sjees I think we'd better get outta here! It's some 
kind aHISTORY CULT!
<Jereeza> Pag, now you know how I felt with the MATH CULT!
<Jereeza> REVENGE!!!!
* Sjees_The_Wonder_Newbie throws a lot of gooyee at history freaks!
*** Jereeza changes topic to 'The Revenge Of The Bellydancing 
Historian '
*** Paganini changes topic to 'YOW! A Bellydancing Dancing NAzgul
wiht 
a History Fetish! '
<Tribimat> BTW, the cock is now reconnected...I couldn't think of 
*any* non-dodgy way of saying that...

(on hangover)
<karlingal> Champagne, champagne, champagne, champagne, white, white, 
red, red, half a glass of red, port, port, port, whisky, whisky 
whisky. Mix well and leave over night. The recipe for the hangover 
from hell.
<Cahtmaster> Kar, i don't think we are the best cure for a
hangover... *nirg*
<Natarani> There IS no hangover. Bend the hangover, bend yourself. 
Throw up.

(on dogs)
* Mac_Da_Dog walks over to a chair
<Tamf> Mac, you aren't supposed to sit in that chir
* Mac_Da_Dog didn't sit. He p'd on its leg
<Tamf> oh well, that's okay then.

(on logic)
* Tamf has a table in the caht especially designed for hiding under.
<karlingal> If it's big enough to hide under, it's big enough to see 
under.
<Tamf> Kar, no it's not! i don't see you, therefore you don't see me!
* karlingal is blinded by that rapier shaft of logic.

(on sanity)
* Napoleon will rule russia!
<Man_In_White> Of course you'll rule Russia... come closer, please...
<Napoleon> Napoleon is a former french emperor, and I am he!
<Napoleon> or he is I!
* Man_In_White chases Napoleon around the room
* Napoleon runs around banging the kettle on his head with a 
tablespoon!
<Tribimat> "How do you know my name?" "I met it at a dance." "Who are 
you?" "Pretender to the throne of France!"
<Tribimat> "But you don't look like a king." "That's because I'm only 
pretending!"
<Man_In_White> Somebody hold him!
*** Napoleon is now known as Guest52561
* Man_In_White stops
<Man_In_White> Wheredidhego?
*** Napoleon is now known as Guest52561
*** Guest52561 is now known as sigmund_freud
<Man_In_White> Now you think you're the Big Kahoona,eh?
<sigmund_freud> I can exzplain all your zexual problemz
<Man_In_White> Yes, yes... now come along please
*** sigmund_freud is now known as Carl_Jung
* D6jevind steals Sigmund's penis envy and donates it to the Bodleian.
* karlingal suddenly wonders if something stron was in hall food 
tonight.

(on furniture)
*** Zwam is now known as Sofa
*** Sjees is now known as Couch
* Sofa to Sjees Hey! Get off!
* Sofa to Tamf feeling allright? Lie down for a while :)
<Couch> I'm unsat upon and I love it
*** Guest48255 is now known as Chaiselongue
*** Sofa is now known as Sofaa
*** Paganini is now known as thesofa
*** Chaiselongue is now known as Sofia
<Tamf> but do i lie down on the couch, or the sofaa? or the 
chaiselongue??
<thesofa> Try thesofa!
* Couch laughs at those that use registered nicknames
<thesofa> I'm very Comphy!
<Sofia> lol
* Sofaa to Tamf the sofaa! Me!Me!Me!
* Tamf bounces on thesofa
<thesofa> Couch is registered??
* Tamf bounces over to sofaa
<Couch> no
* Sofaa TEUNCES
* Couch laughs diabolically
*** Sofia is now known as floor
<thesofa> Pick me! MEEEEEEEEEEE!
<Tamf> }:8)
<thesofa> I thebigcomphyofa!
<Couch> ofa?
<thesofa> I thebigcomphysofa!
* floor removes itself from under all the furniture
<Couch> ofra?
*** Sofaa is now known as Dragons_Couch
<thesofa> I'm thebigcomphysofa!
<Couch> Ofra Winfrey?
*** thesofa is now known as thebigcomphysofa
<Couch> Well yes, you are big...
<theso> Ofra Wimpy!
<Tribimat> Great, I leave the room for a few moments and I come back 
to find that TEUNC has mutated out of all recognition. 

(on Pratchett)
* Bursar stands up and observes his spoon
<Varnast> Is it a happy spoon?
* Bursar hands Tamf the spoon:  Walk it often
* Bursar eats a guilder
<Tamf> Bursar! put that away!
<Your_Past> Big gulden or little gulden?
* Bursar chokes on the coin
<Bursar> *cough cough*
<Bursar> ahAAARGH
<Bursar> *oonph*
<Varnast> Nothing like Ankh-Morpork cuisine, is there?
<Varnast> Quick! Slap him on the back!
* Tamf stuffs the Bursar full of dried frog pills
* Bursar recovers the sausage and the guilder
<Varnast> Well... that might work...
<Bursar> Eew!
<Varnast> ...or not.
* Tamf simultaneously slaps Bursar on the back
<Varnast> Ah, good.
* Tamf holds the Bursar upside down
<Tamf> this always seems to help
* Bursar coughs and whoosh! the orc-bread joins the pile on the floor
<Varnast> Come on, old chap, cough up - I need to use the phone
* Bursar faints
<Varnast> Ah. Orc-bread. Anyone got any Marmite?

(on IRC)
*** Varnast has quit IRC (algo.se.eu.dal.net toronto.on.ca.dal.net )
*** Tamf has quit IRC (algo.se.eu.dal.net toronto.on.ca.dal.net )
*** Your_Past has quit IRC (powertech.no.eu.dal.net
algo.se.eu.dal.net 
)
*** Freaksaus has quit IRC (powertech.no.eu.dal.net
algo.se.eu.dal.net 
)
<Tribimat> It's contagious, clearly. 

(on OFAH)
<Varnast> Happiness... is a Tribimat called Hamlet
<Jereeza> Reminds me of Only Fools And Horses...
<Jereeza> "He asked me what I thought about Hamlet", says Delboy...
<Jereeza> "I told him I preferred Gauloises"
<Varnast> LOL! Long live David Jason
<Tribimat> "You're talking ARSE, Gandalf! The Ring is mine! Go on, 
pretend it is!"
<Varnast> "Oh, yes! I'm going to die! Great! Go on Sam, jump. You
know 
you want to."

(on typos)
<Jereeza> Sahem on you!
<LaurieF> Sahem?
<Jereeza> "sahem on you" - I like it
<Jereeza> was supposed to be 'shame'
<LaurieF> I like it, too, Jez!
<theso> "Sahem, Sahib."
<Jereeza> Sahar
<LaurieF> (Sahem is better)
<theso> "Sahar: it's not just a desert in Africa, you know."

(on meanings of words and names)
<Tribimat> Does anyone have a meaning for Manda yet?
* D6jevind to Matt Manda?
<Jereeza> Trib, I do
<Jereeza> You won't like it
<Tamf> Trib, Mandal is a place in Norway
<Tribimat> If it's rude I don't want to know. 
<Jereeza> Manda means, um, it's a pet name for the female organ
<theso> "Manda: the president of Sout Afric"
<Jereeza> in Dalmatia
<Tamf> Jez, ooops! }:8)
<Tribimat> Right. I'll be Rin then. :\
* D6jevind to Jereeza Really? In Swede it's a woman's name?
<D6jevind> name!
<Jereeza> Really?
<Jereeza> Ouch!
* D6jevind to Jer Sure - short for Amanda.
<Tribimat> Pet name? Don't ask, Matthew, don't ask.......
<D6jevind> Manda! Come to the table!
<Jereeza> Well, it's, er, pussy, here. Scuse my English.
<Jereeza> trib, yes, when you want to be nice
<Tribimat> ???
<Jereeza> when refering to it
<Jereeza> pet name
<Tamf> cool.
<Tribimat> The world is a weird place. I'll stay with books I think. 
<Jereeza> Tamf, now your Cro vocabulary is richer... ;)
<Tamf> *chuckle*
<Tamf> i hope i didn't lose my log when i crashed...
<Tribimat> It's not a word *I'll* be using...
<Jereeza> manda, minda, muf...
* D6jevind to Jereeza Mia! Stop talking smut!
<Jereeza> ok ok sorry!!
<Tamf> i don't think there is a 'cute' word for that in Norway
<Jereeza> we have plenty
<Tribimat> Heaven help us all...
<Jereeza> want to hear the male ones?
<D6jevind> NO!
<Tamf> Jez, maybe a private message? *nirg*
<theso> My Number One pussy cat is named ....
<Jereeza> pizdek, piso, pimpilinic, pimpek...
<theso> ....Amanda & SWMBO calls her Mandy and Manda!
<D6jevind> That's quite enough, Theos. Thank you very much.

(on UNIX)
<theso> I like the UNIX message: "Your printer is on fire."
* Watcher21 once had actual printer on fire situation
<Jereeza> "Your toilet seat is up."
* Morwen 2 theso: and what does that message signify?
<theso> It signifies that UNIX just got an 'unknown' message from the 
printer.

(on Beavis and Butthead)
* Morwen to Matt: so you type handsfree?
<theso> 'handfree'?? You use your nose?????
* Jereeza thinks of pitt - don't do this to me!
<theso> Toes??
<Watcher21> handsfree??
* Watcher21 is reminded of his new toy...
<Tribimat> I'm a very quiet typist. Some people slam and smash the 
keyboard. 
<theso> Your pitt????????????????????????????????
<Watcher21> huh-huh...pitt
<Tribimat> Sulking because the computer isn't working exactly how
they 
expect. 
<Jereeza> huhuhuhhhuhuhu... pitt
<Watcher21> he said...'pitt'....
<Tribimat> Waving the mouse around. And annoying the hell out of me. 
<Watcher21> huhuhuhuh
<Jereeza> hhnnnh-hhnnh
* Morwen ties typing with her noe ...
<Watcher21> huh-huh....'pitt'...huhuhuh...he said 'pitt'...
<Jereeza> hehehehe... hhhuhuuh-huhuh... pitt
<Tribimat> ?
<Watcher21> heheheheheuhuhuheuheuhuheehuhuhuhu...
<Jereeza> heeheehiuhhuuuhuhhh
<Watcher21> ....pitt
<theso> I guess the RPM instruction isn't working.....
<Jereeza> "pitt"
<Watcher21> eh huh-huh...
<theso> 'Read_Programmers_Mind'
* Jereeza huh-huhs
<Watcher21> *"pitt"*.....heh-huh
* Morwen wonders wherher to throw ice water over all present...
<Jereeza> Hahahaha!
<Tribimat> ???
<theso> This is the 'pitts'!!
<theso> Pitt the Elder
* Morwen urrgghs
<Watcher21> huh..huhuhuh
<theso> or is it William Dick??
<Watcher21> he said 'pitt' again...
* Morwen has learned in a training thing last week she has a tendency 
to intellectial snobbery, so feels obliged not to laugh at this level 
of 'humour'
<Jereeza> "Free Willy" indeed
<theso> Tricky Dick was a 'pitt'!
<Watcher21> willie....huhuhhuh
* Morwen has never been able to take that film seriously
<Tribimat> ......
<Jereeza> A private pitt for a damsel in distess
<Jereeza> distress that was
<Tribimat> I don't get it. 
<theso> I have intellectual snobbery and this is the 'only' thing _I_ 
laugh at!
<D6jevind> It's strange that Brad Pitt is so popular in Sweden.


... and this ain't all!

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