(on IRC: I) * D6jevind says dramatically: "I split, that others may live!" (on Polish) Has anyone here ever been to Szczeczin? (on comics) I'm ugly, but historically valuable (on justice) And like the one judge sad to the other one: "Be just if you can, and if you can't, be arbitrary." (Pag being himself) I'm thinking of combining them...Teletubbies from Outer Space! Conan Meets The X_Files. (Have you ever seen teh Teletubbies' HOUSE?!?) (I don't WANT to know what this is about) darn, I just burned some of the hairs on my arm... :) (Gotta love Matt) I'm going to sit here and say "Rachmaninov" until something happens. (Matt and other people) [Varnast] is great, even though he's taller than me. (on topics) *** ScorchDragon changes topic to 'I'm an Uruk-hai and I'm OK ' (on Prembone) * D6jevind to Tamf Yes, I love her the way the bubonic plague loves human beings. (on racism in Tolkien) The 'Dima is Racist' thread comes from Pokemon newsgroups, apparently. (on... uh...) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (on the amount of TEUNC mail) * Jereeza 's new sound file for NEW MAIL says "Why are you torturing me like this? WHY?" (from Evil Dead) (on diet) I'm on a diet. Chips. (softrat on women) SWMBO says (in a high pitched nasal voice), "I never whine!" (on browsers) Netscrape occasionally has a strop at people. Every so oftne it decides that the reason you click on a link is to see it go red, not to actually go to the page itself. (on health) GHOSTS DON'T NEED VICKS. (softrat and other people) There's a fungus among us! (Matt sums up a lot of things) Rant rant rant. (on palyndromes) amanaP :lanac a ,nalp a ,nam a What sort of demon did that summon? (on IRC: II) * theso sings: Who's lagging now? Who's lagging now....? * Watcher21 pings theso WIIIIIIITH A HERRING! (on truth: I) * Tamf to Freak: have you ever *seen* a tidy room? they only exist in myths, they do! (on truth: II) Of course! If you amass all the useless facts in the world you'll know everythhing! (is this possible?) Who lost Warren? It's very careless of you. (on Shakespeare criticism) I thought Hamlet was a play. 'Hamlet' is a small piece of cured leg of swine! (on theso's spelling) Buy Warren *** Varnast has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving ) "Buy Warren! From $3.50!" (LOL! Oh, would she learn soon enough...) What is a "netsplit", Tamf? (theso being himself: I) I'm NOT a kid! I'm NOT! I'm NOT! I'm NOT! I'm NOT! I'm NOT! (no advice like MOM's) "I'm melting! I'm melting!" Matt-- there is no cure for that. Just melt quietly and don't whine. (theso being himself: II) * Jon_ wonders where everyone is - I'm in the UK I'm in the garage! (the coming of Hashberry) * Jereeza asks innocently: "What drugs?" (on our God) I have no demons! (theso being himself: III) Xena is the BOTTOM And a nice bottom it is too! (on crackers) * Jereeza hails the folks who disable disablement functions (theso being himself: IV) I lived like a lustful monk once! They called it 'graduate school'. (LOL! on the King) Kung Fu Elvis: "Hyaah! Hyaah! Uh-huh-huh!" More follows. Mia