The End of the Restaurant
out of spite, boredom, or a wish of being trasked, Morwen one day opened her restaurant '100 ways to eat a dragon'. skilfully, she chose just the moment when Tamf was on the other side of the world and Sunset was lost in his mind. it all looked like a new dark age for dragonkind in Balrog Cuttings until fate, personified by a jedi hobbit, intervened.
part I: introducktion Pag kvacked:
: This is really getting good! I seem to have missed the begining of
: the thread though... what sparked all this off?Tamf, who has been listening eagerly to the reports from the 'restaurant', turns towards Pag with a surprised look. 'why, it started with sparklies, of curse, like everything does.
oh, the sparklies of miruvor, poured itno a tall glass like shooting stars, and the next second streaming out again, to mouths that yearn for them. these shiny, innocent little drops have been the curse of many a dragon. why did Smaug occupied that godforsaken mountain, do you think? and Glaurung play around with that girl? lost bets, naturally, oaths taken in the happy mist of the elven drink, which came back to haunt them along with the hangovers. yea, this is also how my tale of trask begins.
to be honest, i don't remember much from that fateful night. but the good knight Sir Xu was friendly enough to remind me of it later, even showing me an agruement i had signed. it said, purple on lellow, that while he pormised to trask the living daylight out of Morwen's 'restaurant', i would do the same to 3 persons of ill repute on the newsgroups. and now it seems my time has come.'
Tamf sighs dramatically.
'once more, i shall have to venture forth itno the land of flames, where words have claws, where man and troll look alike at first sight, and give them a lesson in courtly behaviour. or at least disable them from disturbing the peace again for a long time. i do not look forward to it. blood can stain the scales so terribly.'
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Tamf
Always be the one to start rumours, otherwise you won't know if they're true.
back to still bubbling TEUNC
