they can still spoke!

Happy un-birthday, Lisa! As this is an un-birthday,
I kan only give you un-presents. Here, in this box
you will find: a Goliant, some Derware, a Cle, an Iform
and an Icorn. Have F. (Bqggz)

I now I'm immortal, but dying's
still uncomfortable (Ermanna)

#Roses are red, violets are blue, when it comes to interpersonal skills,
Mr Softrat, there is so much i could learn from you# (Helen)

Inside every Ent there is
a cupboard waiting to be liberated. (Morgil)

MOM, I finished washing the dishes...
Maz I play GameHyperCube? (Banazir)

You let your grandmother finish her game of Mortal Combat.
Go and fold the laundry. (MOM)

I don't want to be second because that like saying:
of all the losers, I was the best. (Magenta)

There aren't enurf femaul reptilians on teh Internet. (Dr. E.)

Long live dead things! (Hashie)

Don't breathe fire on my cider, please. (Morwen)

Throw another Ken on the Barbie, and let's get cookin'!! (MOM)

Is this some kind of Zen thing where you tell us what TEUNC isn't
but don't tell us what it is? (Flame of the West)

The TEUNC you seek is not hidden from you,
it is you who hide from it. (Meneldil)

I'M NOT A NUMBER!! I'M A DECIMAL!!!!! (Morgil)

Lovely, thoughtful, creative gifts, good food, good company,
being mooned: it doesn't get any better than this! (MOM)

There's no 'i' in Latn! (Morgil)

Yes there s. (Bernard)

*Slightly* leftist?
Hah!
He's so leftist, his *blood*'s red! (Graham)

I once lay stoned in a field after a folk-rock festival at 3 am and saw a wonderful meteor shower exploding in the sky all around me. I lay there till dawn grinning at the wonder of it all.

It was only much later that I learnt that there was, in fact, no meteor shower that night.

Hey, I was having a good time, OK? (Alistair)

the trees are still green in Oxford. If they are still green in December I'm going to write a stiff letter to the Times. (Alistair)

*nods* Exsistentialist percombobulate antiprohibitionarianism whipmawhopmagate postcunnilingualisation. (Alatar)

Wlactually, my Blarog name is &^#%$#@$@$@ ^$#@$ &^$#^, but most humans and humanoids find that unpronounceable (Balrog vocal cords are rather unique), so I adopted an Elvish name for use in my dealings with them. (Menelvagor)