Rog Ritings

For years, it has been said that Balrogs have no culture. But ppenminded intellecutals know this not to be true. Balrogs are literally cloaked in cultiure, and their famous silence is only a put-on to keep their fearsome, but operatic voices to themelves. In addition to all this, Balrogs have fine minds devoted to studying the truth. Only a Balrog would have the stamina to brings us the censored and forgotten memoirs of the Dark Lord himelf, for example.

Count Menelvagor the Tildanor is, when not in a grumpy mood, one of our finest Balrog scholars and librettistes. He is a frantic contributor to Teunc's Teunctionary and Teuncyclopedia, a fiery defender of Tyope, and has almost singlehandedly enlightened TEUNC with the grotesque grammar and lexicon of Old Balrog.

Sauronology:
Sauron's Diary
Geography of Mordor

Opera:
Rogoletto
The Balrog of Sevīl
Eovina di Rohan

Scholarly essays:
The Quendi and the Ńoldor