Writhings of Gorbushgallivanting in thangorodrim-- |
biography Gorbush received an excellent education as a child: his parents read deconstruction to him every evening. However, they also tyrannically tried to pressure him into a career as headmaster of Evil Economic Forces (taught to him by Cholmondeley with an acute accent on the "y"); but he only wanted to sing Odes to Vultures, etc. He fled the oppressive atmosphere of Kansas for the more enlightened ambience of Cirith Undies, where he lived in a garret with Ralphpat, Zigzag, and Lurtz, and wrote poetry for a crudely daguerrotyped literary and artistic periodical entitled The Troll. Meanwhile, Gorbush showed an unusual interest in non-Orkish females, courting, among several others, Mimi the Talking Fox. His poetry eventually reached the Great Eye of Sauron (possibly through the intermeidary of said Mimi), and Gorbush enjoyed a meteoric rise to literary prominence, becoming poet laureate and one of the most famous music critics in Mordor. It is said that no claque could help the singer whose voice grated on Gorbush's ear. After a brief but passionate amour with Spiegel, a she-hobbit, Gorbush mysteriously disappeared -- reportedly transferred to an Orc-paradise by the magic arts of a deus ex machina. They say Gorbush's last words, spoken in an insisting whisper, were this passionate verse: you're not even tolk characters! |
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Lyrics de Ralphpatnever mind naywaysme no give a hoodabout dat. Pick up your toys NOW don't be a brat able was I ere i erred - merde... oh shelob - lob; yore name is almost salope | ||
Zigzag's Zonnets-- wash the dishes --gargantuan plastic wrap raving jibberish;-] $ | ||
Lyrical LurtzI would wogah all the females, | Lurtz, the Orcish candidate for poet laureate. |
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