wirxh
humpur
whistes
Ocutbn
antoehr
betwoueen
antuarl
wudinding
ehar (past tense "ehard")
Soctland - land of teh Sock Puppets
Soctland may have lost the bottle; but it won the flame war.
Count
Sotland - land of the silly eople
Count
Steardabout
[1] A motorised FAQwriter
[2] a small but technically perfect vehicle
[3] To be shown the righteous way
Öje, Ala
Unpunctulalitpoca - Aztec goddess of procrastiantion
O Unpunctulalitpoca, do thou grant that the profs accept my excusen!
Hashie, Count_M
Xhoklit
The Aztec goddess of sparklies
O blessed Xhoklit, get thee to a punnery!
Cel, Count
Zappendix
addition to a scholarly work, made via phaser
Count
aafdapt
Getting used to what passes for discussion on Usenet
I've aafdapted to the agruement abount barrow-downs,
but still boggle at the flamewar about whether Orcs have tildes.
Count
cashtroom
room where they paz to caht
This cashtroom is haunted!
Count
cummunity
I'm nbot sure I want to know what this means ... but I tyoped it in my dissertation.
Count Tildanor
dDiarty
pronographic private jounral
The best prats of Sauron's dDiarty are the bits I left ount ...
Count
demonar
congregation of semi-demons
downlado (v.)
Use one's computer as a sponge to soak up the Internet (usually irresponsibly)
"What on earth do you think you're downladoing???"
CV / MDB
Edit
Delete
inxclude
include soem poor gnubie in an obscure shop-talk covnersation that every
understands except him/her.
Lpease doxx't inxclude me in nazthing involving technobabble.
Count
prograsm
twelve-step approach to achieving climax
"Get with the prograsm, Celeborn!" yelled Galadriel.
Count Tildanor
romoorow
allegedly ahppening in the future
The video with the good bits that were cut ount of the movie is coming ount romoorow
MtE
wuit - Witty quit message
If there's one thing torn cahn't stahnd, it's wuits.
Count
xrink
obscene drink (or drink that makes one obscenely drunk)
Count
g-url - porn site web address
The Uaul Count
drking (v) get royally drunk
MtE