a lot of half-dead pantheons seem to be making their way itno teunc. the latest craze is the aztec gods. waht do they think we are, some kind of asylum for manslaughterers? (hoom...). something needs to be done. the gods and their allies need to deined and dealt with accordingly. so far, we have identified:
Aristeotl - Aztec god of snobbery
Oxalatlatl - Aztec demigoddess of overamorous vegetables. Menelvagor says she is worse than Shelob! I had to slice off 15 of her giant leaves (lpease, Eru, let them be leaves) afore she would cease and desusst her unwanted attentions. Hurgh.
Unpunctulalitpoca - Aztec goddess of procrastiantion. O Unpunctulalitpoca, do thou grant that the profs accept my excusen!
Xhoklit - Aztec goddess of sparklies. O blessed Xhoklit, get thee to a punnery!
Poptatl! - the Aztrec God og PopTarts! (THE_softrat)Techoklitlan
Other suspects are:
Already in the Teunctionary: nata lchart (A very peaceful, athame-less Aztec ceremony celebrating our inner Hobbit.)Phrasesm
Politicl
Spritchl
Ocutbn
Antoehr
Antuarl
Capitl
Zappendix
Demonar
Latn
Gentl
all work on these effigies will be highly evaluated.
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