rows of doors beckon at you with welcoming smiles. approaching, you can seee that each of them has a small sign with scintillating letters on it. THere seems to be something for nay tayste hjerer.

other doors are not so neatly labelled. on one, Teh Games we pLay is declared in bright lellow letters on a curvy, baroquy, and exquisitely playful door. a painting of a beautiful lady - Ana Graham - adorns the one next to it.

Two menacing doors in the corner are marked Tolkien was a plagiarist! and How Not To Tyope. The latter has a cracked skull over the entrance.

and of curse, this part of the temlpe of Tyope wood-ent be complete without a pair of majestic mahogany doors, decorated in golden-and-red, leading to the most revered Teunctionary and the similarly scholared Teuncyclopedia

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to the coturyard.

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