Politicl - goddess of love at a bargain.
While Politicl can be said to be the inspiration and tutelary psirit for many psotters to alt.fan.tolkien, Capitl is infamous for having spawned the line of yellifish that eventually reached sea-rock bottom with Pseudonymous Roghater.
Politicl's husband was Capitl, ceremonially called the pimpl.
There are many stories about Politicl and/or Capitl and a variety of other gods, mortals, and jellyfishes. The most popular one is related below.