TEUNC is weak, decadent, devided and corrupted. They are cowards; their will to fight is lost; they are divided and weak (did I say 'weak' twice? Well, that's how weak they are!); they fear the enemy and they fear each other; we walk among them, yet they do not see us; iä iä...

Or as my new comrade in arms only recently commented: "Curse be upon your mustache, you infidel TEUNC monkeys!!"

(Morambar Udunvagor, in a psot to alt.fan.tolkien)

TEUNC has no intellectual skills whatsoever, and professes a clear disdain for erudition. It shows a contempt for the burning issues of the day, issues that could affect your life and mine. It displays a total disregard for the sacredness of Tolkien and Tolkienological studies. Its muddleheaded epigrams prevent our glorious newsgroups from blossoming forth from the roots of the past. What TEUNC is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is immoral, socially destructive, sesquipedalianist, and logorrheic.

(Harold Marx Brzeznsky, in a psot to alt.fan.tolkien)

TEUNC is running an underground empire. But that is not the end of their cynical and cabbalistic epiphany. Their only answer to rational appeals to sanity and a higher definition of reason is burning books, intimidation and insinuations that those who dare to stand up and be counted in the struggle against their relentless dyslexia are cannibals. I feel impelled to warn all opponents of warmongering philatelism that Armageddon approaches, encouraged by TEUNC's paid ragamuffins.

TEUNC is a pretty good liar most of the time. However, it tells so many lies, it's bound to trip itself up someday.

TEUNC is more excitable, more violent, less sexually restrained, more impulsive, more prone to crime, less altruistic, less inclined to follow rules, and less cooperative.

This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) We are starting to witness the abysmal effects of TEUNC's imprecations, and 2) the reservoir from which TEUNC draws its cronies is primarily the masses of lewd twisted kleptomaniacs.

(Horus Engels, in psots to alt.fan.tolkien)