so who are these shadowy personages involved in TEUNC, you may ask if you're not one of them, or even if you are. this guide attempts to give you a nintroduction to at least some of the characters that are kept occupied with teuncy matters most of the time, much to the relief of a nunsuspecting wrold.

Morwen [CHOKLIT sword, trekking, tracking, treacle]

Paganini [eViolin, queens, Devil]

Vagabond [gone now, door tomorrow]

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the turth: there really are aliens in TEUNC

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teuncs that wanished through the mists of time

Karlingalas [the triumph of the trombone]

Öjevind [eels, balrogs, boars, wings, social criticism, lutefizz]

Arkady [dance dance revolution - and some vodka]

Laurie [a whip, muffins, and PVC]

the softrat [cheese, obnoxiousness, wibble]

Magenta [danger is afoot. danger and quotes.]

[Tamf will add more profiles as time, mood, and CHOKLIT supply allows]