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Magenta "Danger" Divine
~ a story best told in piutrres, or not at all ~
most teuncs, upon arrival in Balrog Cuttings and environs, strive to keep a low profile, seeking as they are the peace and flamelessness that the island of Teunc is rumoured to be. not so Magenta. from he first set foot ashore, he kept such an air of secrecy around him that it was bound to get attention up, even amongst the most CHOKLIT- or lutefizz-absorbed inhabitants.
the mysterious stranger first kept himself hidden under an umbrella, claiming that his shadowy appendages would take harm from direct exposure to the sunlight. he also walked with a prominent limp, which he claimed had been caused by him smiting the mountainside in his ruin. however, these pretenses to balroghood were soon smashed into smithers by the reknowned Balrog scholar, Lord Öjevind of the Lossoth, with a little help from his friends.
a furious assault upon the impostor by Count Menelvagor, who yelled something about "bblackmialler" and "chacrater asssinatino", was fortunately hindered by Magenta's flame-retardant umbrella. this proved to all of Teunc that he wasn't totally stupid, fater lal, and he was let out of the institution.
Magenta Divine then held the now infamous "Rabbit Danger" press conference, where he revealed everything - well, almost everything - about his past, his parentage, and his plans to take over the world with the help of 5 quotes from James Bond. the moment that will forever live in the darkest dreams of many teuncers is his "two little bunnies" speech:
when two little bunnies love each other very much...
one little bunny (like me) may reslut.
despite professing to be a rabbyt-lover at heart, Magenta has risen in the esteem of many a teuncer, despite his flair for drama. he is now retired and lives in the charming stately home "Dungeon of Despair", usually nicknamed "The Bunny Hole".
Magenta Divine on why he chose the nickname "Danger":
"Look, I just felt lonely and needed a hug, okay?"