Sir Paganini of the eViolin

Pag is a real oldtimer. even old teuncers recall that they seem to have heard his museic forever, and in fact, this is not very far from the truth. back in the dark ages, when such things were kwite common, our Paganini made a pact with the Devil: his soul for the complete mastery of the eViolin. in retrospect, most would say the Devil got a raw deal.

Pag has played for emperors and for queens[1], but also for simple peasants and for poor dyslexic lepers with bad coordination. with his eViolin he has tortured Europe, the Far East, the Near East, and the Intermediate East, and wherever he played, he cast a spell over his audienece so that they were ready to follow his every command. once the museic stopped, however, they regained their senses, and this is why he had to travel so much and so kvickly.

after some centuries of his rootless lifestyle, however, Pag had seen enough of the wide world, and decided to retire. but he was bound by his contract, which by this time had been transferred from the Devil to the music industry. in a desperate attempt to escape, Pag staged his own death, but only became deeper entangled in their webs. as he unsuccessfully thried to wrestle the eViolin from his hand, Pag knew he could only find solace one place, in the West.

although he could never put away the eViolin he had borne so long, Paganini managed to limit its powers over him and the world by subjecting it to hourlong listens of hip-hop. after this, both Pag and the eViolin became a little tweaky, which is probably all for the best. Pag now lives a kwiet life deep in the depth of the deep forest, where only birds and stray wargs become subject to the spell of his eViolin.

being a lost soul is tiresome work, but Pag has realised that though he can take a rest from the museic, he can never put the eViolin away entirely.

weeping over his sad fate, which Pag ironically can only express on the very instrument of his downfall.

these movements were portrayed by
the mullenix, a magical creature
whose main weapon is CHOKLIT
and lightning.

[1] an unverified story tells that the great Paganini once held a concert for Queen R....., and that although gretly moved by its beauty, she was not enthralled. she persuaded Paganini to stay at her court for the improvement of his character, and indeed he soon became one of her knights. sources are differing as to what happened next, but most of them link his departure from the Queen R.....'s domain with the return of the King.