CAST: Sir Confused-a-lot, Knight of the Pentagonal Table

DESCRIPTION:

Sir Confused-a-lot was brought up in a castle and was enrolled at the age of three months as one of the six knights of the Pentagonal Table. As there was bound to be one knight who had to sit in front of the leg, Sir Confy ensured a comfortable seat by never leaving it, and eating all the food. Eventually, the other knights decided that they were fed up sitting at the leg and eating leftovers, and sent Sir Confy out on a horse and told him that he was not allowed back until he had completed a quest. As this was the last thing that he wanted to do, headed for the nearest place with good food, which happened to be Castle Hare.

HISTORY:

Having incurred the righteous wrath of the knights of Castle Hare by single-handedly consuming their entire supply of CHOKLIT, Sir Confused-a-lot swore an oath to find some more before his brain could stop him. En route to the kitchens (naturally the first place to look) he fell in with the Wizard With No Name, interrupting his duel with Carlos Barbanegra in the most precipitate manner imaginable. Discovering their erstwhile foe unconscious in a pool of precious CHOKLIT, they permitted him to lead them to the Executive Committee of the Revolutionary Black and Red Army, where Leila prevailed upon them to assist in their plan for revolution. In the chaos that followed their ill-fated assault on the throne room, Sir Confused-a-lot was separated from his companions and ended up in yet another tunnel with Rakeis, Morgil Pimeestara and Warren. Unfortunately, his penchant for CHOKLIT eating got the quartet into serious trouble with a tribe of vicious CHOKLIT mushrooms, though the heroic actions of Morgil and Warren saved him. After meeting some new people, and doing some more falling, Sir Confused-a-lot met Lord Adam, whom he has apparently encountered in the past, and ended up following his new liege lord Warren, Adam, the Count, Morwen and Karlingalas to a new adventure...

ATTRIBUTES:

SKILLS:

DESCRIPTORS:

• Greedy
• Placid
• Unadventurous
• Confused a lot

WEAPONS:

• Sword

EQUIPMENT:

• Untidy armour and livery of the Pentagonal Table