Jared and his Conscience

Jared: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Jared walks away from the group.

Hi, there!

Jared turns around, sees nothing, shrugs and goes on.

You there! I'm talking to you.

Jared turns around, sees nothing again and shrugs.

HEY!

Jared: Who the hell are you?

I'm your conscience, Jared.

Jared: Con-sci-éncè...never heard of it! What's that? French or something?!

I'm a tiny voice in your head telling you what the right thing is.

Jared: Yeah, and I'm Aquaman. Go away!

I can't go away, Jared. I'm a part of you now.

Jared: Okay, whatever. Just shut up.

Why did you leave your friends, Jared?

Jared: They're not my friends, and didn't I just tell you to shut up?

Go back and I will.

Jared: Snowball in hell!

Okay, then I'll keep nagging you!

Jared: Whatever, I'm not gonna listen anyway.

I can be preeeetty persistent....

Jared: Oh, yeah? Well so can I! #...la-lalalalala-lalalala...I'm not listening to you...la-lalalalala-lalalala...#

Go back Jared, I'm warning you!

Jared: No! Why should I? They can do perfectly well without me! Shut up or I'll get medieval on your ass!

If you don't go back I'll make this sound:

A high pitched wail starts ringing through Jared's head and goes on for a minute or so.

And I can do that forever!!

Jared: Oh, yeah?! I don't care!

Jared's Conscience continues making the sound, which soon has Jared curled up on the ground.

Hmph! Your kung fu is weak! Hmph! I win! Go back to them now!! Hmph!

Jared: Alright, alright...you win!

Jared goes back to Morwen & co.